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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After a delightful summer hiatus, YPS is back with more of the most ridiculous real dating profile pictures the internet can provide.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;If you’ve seen some crazy ass pictures out there in dating-land, be sure to drop us a line - maybe we’ll even post it!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.yourprofilesux.com/post/11238749635</link><guid>http://www.yourprofilesux.com/post/11238749635</guid><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 12:35:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Makes me laugh, people.  Makes me laugh.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo8wrfh7jo1qll5b7o1_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Makes me laugh, people.  Makes me laugh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.yourprofilesux.com/post/8231211816</link><guid>http://www.yourprofilesux.com/post/8231211816</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:15:19 -0700</pubDate><category>dirty words</category><category>fonts</category><category>nice type</category></item><item><title>Finally. 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