Johnny’s secret? Distract them from his cold sore with big hair.
posted 16 January, 2012
They didn’t call Linda ‘Lady Pop-A-Squat’ for nothin’.
posted 13 January, 2012
Manuel is always complaining about how hard it is to maintain his look. But ‘urban douche’ never goes out of style.
posted 12 January, 2012
Dondra was as proud of her nails as she was of the toilet seat on which she displayed them.
posted 06 January, 2012
“Shame” wasn’t the intended title of Ahmed’s clever ‘Morning After’ picture, but it’s what we all knew he was feeling.
posted 03 January, 2012
And that was the day everyone realized Britney was America’s first ass-to-chest breast enhancement candidate.
posted 29 December, 2011
Katie had the perfect profile picture: that weekend at the lake when she looked so radiant.
posted 15 December, 2011
Mike had a great sense of humor. Even when his mouth was filled with puppy brains and blood.
posted 14 December, 2011
Sure, Andrea knew how to look happy. But no one was falling for it.
posted 13 December, 2011
All in the interest of aiding the online dater…
posted 10 October, 2011
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